Wedding Shoots

It's Monday, I'm back at work after a week off and I'm tired. Not to be all whiny and everything, but I lost an hour of sleep this past weekend. It was just STOLEN from me in a collective effort by my DVR, Droid Phone and every person I talked to. So yeah, pity me.

But I suppose I'm in the perfect mood to introduce today's post on.........

FAUX WEDDING SHOOTS!


Who doesn't want a Lady GaGa themed wedding?

Not one guest will be able to keep their Poker Face!


Lose all your Sense and Sensibility with this Jane Austen themed shoot!

Via Grey Likes Weddings

Antique furniture really is best kept outside exposed to the elements. And don't bother to question the birdcage- everyone has birdcages at weddings now so they make so much sense. They are the perfect symbol of marriage, don't you think?


Or better yet, Black Swan your wedding! The perfect marriage of eating disorders and mental disorders!

Via Green Wedding Shoes

You'll still have to find your own hateful bridesmaids. Making them wear leotards is a good start.


These shoots are super helpful when trying to plan a wedding for, oh, 8 people. And by all means, wedding stylists, please continue to spend lots of money on these shoots so you can transfer the costs and unrealistic expectations onto real people who hire you for real events!